Indeed, Senator Rand Paul has chosen to seek hernia surgery, related to the attack by his neighbor in 2017.
The choice is likely based on the reputation of the private hospital.
"Shouldice [Hernia Center] was founded in 1945 by Dr. Earle Shouldice. While private hospitals are not allowed under Ontario's Private Hospitals Act, Shouldice is one of seven private hospitals in the province grandfathered under the Act. The hospital has been continuously family run from its inception, but is largely publicly funded.
Everything in the hospital is designed toward hernia repair. Shouldice's rooms do not have telephones or televisions, which it says is to encourage patients to walk around while recovering. The hospital is laid out like a 'country club.' According to the hospital, it has the lowest rate of complications and recurrences of hernias in the world. The success of its method has been cited to the fact that Shouldice surgeons solely do hernia operations."
Ref: wikipedia
"Kelsey Cooper, a spokeswoman for Paul, said the hospital is privately owned and people come from around the globe for their services.
'This is more fake news on a story that has been terribly reported from day one — this is a private, world renowned hospital separate from any system and people come from around the world to pay cash for their services,' Cooper said in an email to the Courier Journal."
Ref: Courier Journal
Senator Paul is seeking hernia treatment at the best hernia treatment center on this planet, . . . and so far as poor old DonDiego knows the best hernia treatment in the entire Universe, . . . especially if, as he suspects, alien creatures may not even be susceptible to herniation. And even if aliens are susceptible to herniation, they would likely choose the Shouldice Hernia Center anyway.
If Mark were ever to require hernia repair, poor old DonDiego suggests he forgo a stay in the Shouldice Hernia Center and instead seek treatment at his local branch of "Herniae Are Us !"