Remember to take your meds

A public service announcement.

What are the best MAGA meds, to treat intense disappointment? Might be a good investment to rush down to Walgreens and buy them all up for resale on Wednesday.

  While YOU are there make sure you pick up plenty of Kleenex and vaseline for your soon to be chapped ass.

Well, David, I have no doubt that you're, shall we say, intimately familiar with rectal irritation and how best to treat it. So thanks for your help.

While we're on the subject, what's the best mouthwash to use after you suck Trump's dick?

Lithium.  Why do you think the MAGAs are always concerned about EVs using up the Lithium supply.

Makes sense! Especially because recreational cannabis usually isn't available in red states.