REPORT: MAGA terrorists disable 500 fire trucks in L.A., blow up thousands of fire hydrants

Firefighting efforts in Southern California are being hampered by attacks from right-wing extremist groups, such as the Proud Boys. President-elect Donald Trump recently expressed his desire to "let the entire city burn down." MAGA terrorists, observing that firefighting personnel were making some progress in containing the fires, disabled at least 500 fire trucks by slashing their tires and blew up thousands of fire hydrants with improvised explosive devices.

Donald Trump, when asked for comment, said "I don't care what happens there, as long as the city is destroyed." When asked if he would declare the L.A. fire zone a disaster area and approve FEMA aid, he remarked, "In my administration, liberals aren't going to get any government handouts." He then waved the camera away and resumed receiving oral pleasure from Elon Musk.

Meanwhile, Fox News reported than California governor Gavin Newsom had been "Observed with gasoline cans and incendiary devices in Pacific Palisades just before the fire started." They also released "genuine, factual photos" showing Whoopie Goldberg setting fire to houses with a flamethrower.

And the point is..?

OP is a psychopath.

If conservatives can blame liberals for inflation, liberals can blame conservatives for natural disasters.

The Proud Boys infiltration I mentioned was a reference to the BLM protests in Portland, which were peaceful until a gang of Proud Boys from Idaho arrived and started picking fights and setting fire to things. The conservitard media jumped all over this, of course.

We already have a completely nutso alternate reality that plays nightly on Fox Nooze etc. Millions of people (to use the term loosely) watch it and swallow it whole. I therefore get to construct my own reality, which is just as valid.

If it ain't valid, it ain't valid, though..right?

Have you not been tuned in to the new MAGA reality? The litmus test for them is not "Is it valid?" but rather, "Is this something I want to hear?"

Also, if Trump said it, it's shining gospel...no matter how loony-bird it objectively is. From cat-eating to "Democrats cause wildfires," whatever he vomits up is pounced on and eagerly lapped up by MAGAs.

This isn't even all that new. Remember "alternative facts"?