The Shooter Was A Registered Republican

Originally posted by: Sledhead

A republican wouldn't have missed from 130 yards, let's be real. This piece of shit had Democrat written all over him. Either way he is where he should be now.


I did not know there is now a marksman requirement to be a Republican, it certainly wasn't required before I changed my affiliation from Republican to Independent in 2005. 

 

Of course, Dick Cheney shot his buddy with a shotgun in 2006, he was a Republican then, so I guess good aim, but not big on the whole gun safety thing. Although now Dick and Liz are RINOs so maybe they haven't passed the marksman part of the MAGA thing? Oh shoot, I figured it out, the shooter may have been a Republican, but he's a RINO, and in this case the ultimate RINO. Those MAGA folks, weird stuff.

 

I also made a joke about the assassination attempt, I hope I don't get everybody upset with my "mean tweets".

Originally posted by: Kevin Lewis

I think that, just to balance the scales, the Democrats should invent a conspiracy that the Republican Party hired the shooter to make Trump appear a martyr and generate sympathy for him, and he missed because he was supposed to. And of course, he was immediately blown away by the Secret Service so he couldn't reveal who he was really working for.

 

Then we should slather that conspiracy theory all over social media, relentlessly, until it becomes, as David Miller would say, DA TROOTY TROOT.

 

Why shouldn't we do the Fox Nooze thing, after all?


I'm pretty sure you were alluding to this right when it happened but wouldn't own up to it when I asked you to explain your comment.  

Originally posted by: Jerry Ice 33

I'm pretty sure you were alluding to this right when it happened but wouldn't own up to it when I asked you to explain your comment.  


I don't know what the fuck you're talking about, and upon brief reflection, I don't want to know 

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