The Shortbus Trio (Boilerboob, Millerscum, and stupid Tommie-poo) LUVVVS to lie and whine about Portland--a place they haven't been to and don't want to visit. They read conservitard propaganda from "news" rags that convinces them that it's a horrible horrible place. I agree that they wouldn't like it here at all. Here's why:
1. The people here are really, really nice. That alone makes it an unpleasant place for conservitards.
2. It's a beautiful city, with lots of parks. Conservitards hate trees.
3. If we disagree with one another, we discuss it. Conservitards scream and throw things.
4. We have very few guns here. But dang, if them Rooskies come, we'll be defenseless.
5. We consider black, Hispanic, and Asian people to be human. Unlike conservitards.
6. We advocate the right of all citizens to vote. Unlike conservitards.
7. We advocate for women's rights. Unlike abortiontards.
8. We spend money on libraries, schools, and public transit. Conservitards spend it on ammo.
9. We have great craft beer and coffee. Conservitards have...drugs.
10. We have mild weather here compared to most conservitard shitholes.
So, Shortbus Gang, PLEASE continue to bitch bitch bitch and whine whine whine about Portland, but don't come here--it's not your kind of place, and I mean that sincerely--it's much too nice for you!