How 'bout this. The noble conservitard RepubliQ doesn't want all that evil commie stuff like roads and education and medical care. FINE.
No more infrastructure money pissed away in red states to make it easier for Goober to drive his car into a tree.
No more Medicare or Medicaid to help Ma Goober recover from the effects of her terbacky-chewin' habit.
No more free education. Only COMMIES do that. Clem already knows enough to work at his uncle's gas station.
And in return, red states won't have to pay federal income taxes!!! Deal???