Sign up for Trump's Madison Square Garden rally here!

Of course you shouldn't do it unless you're really, really serious about going and really, really a Trump supporter, right?

 

https://event.donaldjtrump.com/events/president-donald-j-trump-to-hold-a-rally-in-new-york-new-york

I read that it will cost $25,000 just to sit at a table at the rally, and 250 grand for the "VIP Experience" where you get to shake his hand. It's $5 million if you want to suck his dick, plus $10K for a breath mint afterward.

Do you remember in 2016 his big marketing grift was his so-called "self funded campaign"? 
it was bullshit then...but we've really come a long way since then.     

I signed up and just got a text saying that I'm going to get a gold MAGA hat! How cool is that?


And here you do it for free off Fremont.  Looks like the businessman knows how to get a BJ and cash while you get a few tablespoons of protein (build those muscles!).  Smart.

Edited on Oct 15, 2024 3:42pm
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