The simplest explanation

   Found this article that gives the easy to read forms of government. 

Socialism: You have 2 cows. Give one cow to your neighbor.

Communism: You have 2 cows. Give both cows to the government, and they might give you some of the milk.

Fascism: You have 2 cows. You give all the milk to the government, and the government sells it.

Nazism: You have 2 cows. The government shoots you and takes both cows.

Anarchism: You have 2 cows. Keep both of the cows, shoot the government agent and steal another cow.

Capitalism: You have 2 cows. Sell one cow and buy a bull.

Trumpism:  Implement any of the above ideologies and have your base call it "Capitalism"

Democatism...You have 2 cows.  Kill your cows and file a police report claiming Donald Trump killed your cows.

My Siamese votes Democat.

Trumpism: You have two cows. Claim they are actually 300 cows and that they are the mostest bestest cows in the world. Hire a propaganda network to spread the word about your awesome herd. Hold rallies where everyone has a cow. Tell everyone that foreign cows are invading the US. Promise billionaires that they'll get all the milk if they send you money. Periodically, hold press conferences where the teleprompter just says "MOO!"

Spend $12b to bailout the auto makers during the worst recession since 1929:  call it socialism

Spend $28b to bailout farmers during a ten year growth spurt in GDP and jobs:  call it capitalism

Capitalism as practiced in the US: Lobby the government to force everyone else to sell you their cows for pennies on the dollar. Once you own all the cows raise the price of beef and milk 100% all at once and at least !0% each year after.