😂 Poopy pants can't stay awake.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-jolts-awake-after-nodding-off-at-white-house-roundtable-announcing-aid-package-for-farmers/
Edited on Dec 8, 2025 2:21pm
😂 Poopy pants can't stay awake.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-jolts-awake-after-nodding-off-at-white-house-roundtable-announcing-aid-package-for-farmers/
Originally posted by: Mark
😂 Poopy pants can't stay awake.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-jolts-awake-after-nodding-off-at-white-house-roundtable-announcing-aid-package-for-farmers/
You'd think he'd have been wide awake after it was announced that every farmer who is on the brink of bankruptcy will receive a an autographed Trump jockstrap (signed with an autopen).
He crushed their export markets again, and now he's going to spend $12 billion in tax dollars to try and prop them up. That's on top of the $28 billion he gave them in his first term. Did DOGE save the taxpayers $40 billion?
Originally posted by: MaxFlavor
He crushed their export markets again, and now he's going to spend $12 billion in tax dollars to try and prop them up. That's on top of the $28 billion he gave them in his first term. Did DOGE save the taxpayers $40 billion?
I have the feeling that whatever he doles out will be something like $2,000 to each of them, which might keep them afloat for an additional two weeks.
Nonetheless, their slavish adoration for him will continue unabated. Red state farmers are the dumbest of the dumbest of the dumb. They'll probably hold rallies thanking Dear Leader. Sort of like in "1984," all the spontaneous demonstrations thanking Big Brother for increasing the chocolate ration...when it had just been reduced.
