Well, I read this on Facebook, so it must be true, right? I mean, no one ever lies there or just makes up stuff, right? Socrates was a prophet. Makes sense, right??

 

Oh, wait a minute...

 

I did my research. Turns out he was talking about an election in 2020 B.C.! Thog the Caveman beat Onk the Mighty, 14 votes to 12. Except...Thog killed half a dozen Onk voters and destroyed their ballots (rocks). So he should have lost 18 to 14.

 

Still, it's amazing that Socrates knew about it.