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Not This Time, Nayland Smith: Weekend at Bernie's (1989)

 

 

 

10:40:PM   The authorities arrive and take away the mobsters in a straight jacket after the mobsters insist Bernie was still alive.   Bernie's corpse is put into an ambulance to be taken to the hospital - but the ambulance hits a pothole making the gurney with Bernies corpse slip out the back.      The gurney rides down to the beach and deposits Bernie onto the sand where a child beging to bury him with his sand toys.

 

 

 

Oh...and uh...I think the president was giving a speech on some other channel or something,

Edited on Feb 24, 2026 7:40pm
Originally posted by: PJ Stroh

Oh...and uh...I think the president was giving a speech on some other channel or something,


No. He was practicing his lying. And damn, has he gotten good at it. Even the Republicans were having a hard time stifling their laughter. 

 

There was more comedy gold in his lie-fest than you might have expected. Moments like his boast that he had reduced prescription drug prices by 500 percent came thick and fast.

Originally posted by: Kevin Lewis

No. He was practicing his lying. And damn, has he gotten good at it. Even the Republicans were having a hard time stifling their laughter. 

 

There was more comedy gold in his lie-fest than you might have expected. Moments like his boast that he had reduced prescription drug prices by 500 percent came thick and fast.


  The only thing coming "thick and fast" are your constant TDS rantings. 


Originally posted by: David Miller

  The only thing coming "thick and fast" are your constant TDS rantings. 


Did Trump reduce prescription drug prices by 500%?

Originally posted by: Kevin Lewis

Did Trump reduce prescription drug prices by 500%?


 Of all of the actual accomplishments stated, you pick the only questional one to bring to the forefront to bitch about.  I don't have an answer to your "gotcha" question.

Originally posted by: David Miller

 Of all of the actual accomplishments stated, you pick the only questional one to bring to the forefront to bitch about.  I don't have an answer to your "gotcha" question.


It wasn't the only "questional" claim he made, and you know it. 

 

I did expect you to weasel.

He really struggles with basic math.  Again, he is stupid.  

Edited on Feb 25, 2026 11:53am
Originally posted by: Jerry Ice 33

He really struggles with basis math.  Again, he is stupid.  


Another signal feature of his stupidity is that when he exaggerates (which is a rhetorical tactic he adores), he does so in ridiculously extreme fashion. Like when he claimed to have raised/stolen $2 trillion in Turdiff revenue, when the actual amount is 1/10th of that.

Trump RX out of pocket.

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