I'm sure you've heard, from all those nooze sources that would never, ever, ever lie to us. Tay-tay and her football boy toy will appear during the Super Bowl halftime show and order a nuclear strike on Greenland, as punishment for them failing to let Trump buy their island.
I'm in a quandary. I'm a lifelong Niners fan, so maybe I should be rooting for them to crush the Chiefs, since they're only in the Super Bowl because of the vast evil Democratic conspiracy to get them there? Or should I be rooting for the Chiefs, because obviously, they're Biden's team and he wants endorsements from all their defensive linemen?
And as a football fan--how did the Democratic party get the Ravens to play so horribly last week (which got KC into the Super Bowl)? How did they force that goal-line fumble? With superpowers like that, how can they possibly lose the 2024 elections?
Help me out here. Is it ALL TRUE? TROOTY TROO?