Think of the modern conservative movement as the Human Centipede

Davee-Boi is a human centipede of one.

       Todd is a trolling centipede turd.

Davey Dear's retorts are starting to make no sense.

Cognitive decline is a terrible thing, and I pity him. Sort of.

  No one who knows you believes anything you say.

Davey Dear, it must be terrible to feel your mind slowly slipping away. We all understand why that makes you so angry and you're so antisocial.