Three Men Are Sitting In A Bar...

Kevin said: "And the ironic thing is, most men, if consulted, would incorrectly surmise that the plastic surgery would be a higher priority for their wives."

You got that right, Kev!  Designer colors won't do it, either.

Mark....groannnnnn.   But thanks for trying.

Trump and Pence are out hunting.  While crossing a barbwire fence, they spot a goat with his head stuck in the fence.  Pence says "I'm not going to pass this up", and proceeds to f*** the goat.  Pence tells Trump, "That's pretty good stuff, you should try it".  Trumps sticks his head in the fence. 

Schiff and Nadler are out hunting.  While crossing a barbwire fence, they spot a goat with his head stuck in the fence.  Nadler says "I'm not going to pass this up", and proceeds to f*** the goat.  Nadler tells Schiff, "That's pretty good stuff, you should try it".  Schiff sticks his head in the fence. - Fixed.

If it's not broken, why fix it?

All Stalker is capable of is stealing other folks' material.

 Correcting something written that is incorrect is not stealing.

Nothing original--just altering other people's posts. That IS stealing--and plagiarism.

But I won't debate with a moron. Especially one who has no thoughts of his own and is very likely to be actually just a Russian propaganda bot.

 I am glad to read that you refuse to debate with yourself.

Melania proudly shows her parrot to some visitors to the white house. She happily boasts, the parrot has a vocabulary of two hundred words that husband Donald has taught the parrot.  A visitor explains the parrot is just repeating the words but really doesn't know the meaning of the word. She says," neither does Donald".

Wow, what an amazingly creative joke.