Thank you, I can't take credit for it though. I heard it from some where. As a sidebar, there was an informal study to see where most jokes originate from. Surprisingly, people on Wall Street seem to have too much time on their hands, that's where most jokes come from.
I can't stop myself, one more, I promise this is the last one. The victim of a accident is on life support. The doctors tell the family, their loved one needs a brain transplant. Luckily this hospital does brain tansplants on a regular basis. The family is shown the available brains. Doctors explain that all of the ones stored on the top shelves cost $10,000. The ones on the bottom shelves are only $1,000. Family asks why the difference in price? Doctor goes, "the $10,000 ones are from women and they have never been used".
That one's kind of, well...sexist.
Originally posted by: cjen
Melania proudly shows her parrot to some visitors to the white house. She happily boasts, the parrot has a vocabulary of two hundred words that husband Donald has taught the parrot. A visitor explains the parrot is just repeating the words but really doesn't know the meaning of the word. She says," neither does Donald".
Yeah, but now the parrot just squawks, "NO COLLUSION! NO COLLUSION!" over and over.
There's a bright side, though; the parrot will soon be a guest on Sean Hannity.
