We're going to have ourselves an impeachment Christmas! We'll see the Orange Asshole tweet, Devin Nunes bleat, and Rudy the Rat turn white as a sheet. Let's all celebrate the building of the scaffold for the man Trumpers think is so sexy, they'd take a bullet for him.
Stalker will burst like an overripe tomato and call everyone a liar and shout MAGAMAGAMAGA. We should all celebrate Stalker and his ilk. While they're hiding in their mommies' basements, busily typing away, they're not in YOUR house, or shooting up a Wal-Mart.
Stalker has threatened to find me and kill me for my anti-Trump views, but I implore him to adopt the holiday spirit and if I see him, I will greet him with a big friendly smooch--with tongue. I will even give him a Hillary blow-up doll for Christmas! Peace on earth! Good will to men! Even Stalker!
