Tom and Boiler Are Missing.

Originally posted by: MisterPicture

Yep, and I'll probably lose. But I'll lose for the worst of all reasons: I made a mistake phrasing the bet - and I did this screw-up on a site dedicated largely to gambling. I should go away just on that basis regardless of the outcome.

 

Because of gerrymandering, I've still convinced that Democratic candidates in competitive races will overall get more votes than Republican candidates. But I failed to say "competitive," didn't I? And there are several Republican districts, largely in places no sentient human being would ever want to live or visit, that had only a Republican on the ballot. So they get 100%.

 

So yeah, the time is near, and I must face the final curtain. And like I said, if I win I lose, and if I lose I win.

 

And probable congrats to Charles Higgins, for not only winning the bet but for having the balls to stand behind his claims. You didn't qualify for that last thing, did you, Charles?


Mr. P...Surprise! I'm not calling your bet if I win, regardless. I'm awarding you with a Free Play / never-due cage marker on this bet. If you choose to continue participating here should I eventually win ( a final outcome is likely at least a month away), you can as far as I'm concerned. Now that doesn't mean the other conservatives here won't verbally beat you about the head and ears; in fact, I'd count on it, were I you.

 

So, I'm actually potentially punishing you more by awarding comped permission  to stay if you choose to..you get that, right? *l*.

 

Never underestimate the virtue of a compassionate conservative. *eyeroll*

I have been traveling for work. Sales calls in Indiana Michigan and Ohio. And just finished a 2 day plastics convention in Cleveland.  Finally sitting in a pub chilling out for the 1st time in several days. Driving back to Indianapolis early in the morning.

 

I'll reingage late tomorrow or Saturday.

Originally posted by: Charles Higgins

Mr. P...Surprise! I'm not calling your bet if I win, regardless. I'm awarding you with a Free Play / never-due cage marker on this bet. If you choose to continue participating here should I eventually win ( a final outcome is likely at least a month away), you can as far as I'm concerned. Now that doesn't mean the other conservatives here won't verbally beat you about the head and ears; in fact, I'd count on it, were I you.

 

So, I'm actually potentially punishing you more by awarding comped permission  to stay if you choose to..you get that, right? *l*.

 

Never underestimate the virtue of a compassionate conservative. *eyeroll*


Sadist!

Nice knowing you MP.  


Originally posted by: Charles

Kind of an interesting way to justify losing by 6 million votes.   "Oh...there were all these races where no one lives who all voted for the only candidate on the ballot who is always Republican..I was only talking about 'competitive' races where there was more than one candidate."

 

I personally didn't feel strongly about it one way or the other.  I thought Republicans would win the House and Senate but had no clue about popular vote.  And why would you expect multiple Republicans to take you up on your bet if no other Democrats have to balls to stand behind your claims too?   Kind reminds me of the old ruse "I won't vote for my guy if you don't vote for yours"  and then make that agreement with 10 people. But you wouldn't try to do something sleezy like that, would you MP?  


At least eleventy squillion of those Republican votes were fraudulent. Therefore, Democrats got 10.99 squillion more votes.

 

Hey, I kinda like using RepubliQ logic!

Originally posted by: Charles Higgins

Mr. P...Surprise! I'm not calling your bet if I win, regardless. I'm awarding you with a Free Play / never-due cage marker on this bet. If you choose to continue participating here should I eventually win ( a final outcome is likely at least a month away), you can as far as I'm concerned. Now that doesn't mean the other conservatives here won't verbally beat you about the head and ears; in fact, I'd count on it, were I you.

 

So, I'm actually potentially punishing you more by awarding comped permission  to stay if you choose to..you get that, right? *l*.

 

Never underestimate the virtue of a compassionate conservative. *eyeroll*


If Millerscum does that, I'll remind him of the half dozen or so times he's quit and promised to never, never come back. The interval between that and his inevitable return was usually less than a week. So MP gets a mulligan.

 

Charles, compassionate conservatives have a lot of uses:

1. Organ donors.

2. Ballast.

3. Tall and/or fat ones can be used as weather shields.

4. Short and/or thin ones can be used to feed the lions, tigers, bears, etc. at the zoo (you don't want to use the big, fat ones because of cholesterol concerns).

5. While they walk this earth, they are a living, breathing strong argument for abortion.

 

Anyway, kudos for your leniency :)

Originally posted by: Kevin Lewis

At least eleventy squillion of those Republican votes were fraudulent. Therefore, Democrats got 10.99 squillion more votes.

 

Hey, I kinda like using RepubliQ logic!


Is that you Hillary?

Originally posted by: Charles

Is that you Hillary?


No, Hillary is now serving a 30,000-year sentence on the planet Dweemo for sending emails back in 2016. The ultimate crime!

Originally posted by: MisterPicture

Sadist!


Sadism is the least of my assorted vices, none of which involve livestock as of this writing.

Originally posted by: Charles Higgins

Sadism is the least of my assorted vices, none of which involve livestock as of this writing.


Hey, if you're a sheep guy, that's no one's business but your own. I would draw the line at chickens, though--I eat eggs.

 

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