Originally posted by: Mark
Did someone say a dating site for conservative men? My conservative friend tells me he gets all of his dates at this site and that you will find the most beautiful "ladies" in the world there. He also says those "ladies" love conservative lads of all ages and know how to treat a real man.
If you give them their $500 right off the bat (which they generally insist upon), they will be happy to call your liaison a "date." They will even whisper "MAGA!" in your ear as you reach your moment of passion, for a modest additional $20 a pop.
Conseravtive "real men" don't bother with romance or courtship. They just rob somebody and use the proceeds to hire some female company. Stormy Daniels and Melania proved to be a bit more expensive than the usual norm, though. You would have thought a bigly genius savvy businssman like Trump would have been able to get better value--y'know, "The Art of the Deal," and all that.
