Originally posted by: Edso
Apparently Trump got about 82% of the Republican votes in Florida's primary. Haley and Ron D got the other 18%, and they have both dropped out. Could there be some trouble picking up Florida this time? He only won 51% to 49% in 2020. We'll see in November.
1. Only idiots and/or assholes vote for Trump.
2. Thus, Trump can only win a state that has a high proportion of idiots and/or assholes.
3. There are only five people in the entire state of Florida who are not idiots, assholes, or both.
4. Therefore, Trump will win Florida handily.
There are still about ten states that Trump would win no matter what. Not nearly enough to get him there, but enough to fuel a 2016-style result if everything goes south for Biden at precisely the wrong time, as it did for Clinton. There is, of course, the added variable that Trump has to stay out of prison for another several months. But his lawyers can tap-dance for that long, assuming that they don't walk away because they're not being paid. (I think, though, that even the Turd knows that it's a bad idea to stiff your lawyers.)