Trump “addressing the nation” tonight.

What's on your bingo card for the "speech" tonight? So far I have the following:

 
 1. Iran war/excursion has already been won - will be over in "about two weeks."

 2. NATO sucks.

 3. Supreme Court sucks.

 4. Biggest best ballroom ever!

 5. Democrats are crazy unhinged demons.

 6. Diaper filled in front of national audience.

I think I will add all of those to my Bingo card plus:

7. We are sending the troops in

8. It is Biden's fault 

Likely it is either #1 or #7 but I suppose it could be both. 

9. Bragging about "strength" and having made America great again snort snort.

10. Iran has begged "me" for an end to the conflict. I've obliterated them. And their little dog, too.

11. Gas is cheaper than it was under Biden. (He may use Tom-stats for this.)

12. I have forced regime change. The new regime is getting ready to surrender.

13. There's been a little bit of economic pain, but it's unimportant and totally worth it.

14. New Trump "Victory in Iran" merchandise will be available very soon.

15. This isn't a war. Or maybe it is. I'm not supposed to say that. But it really is. Or it isn't. I'm not sure. I'll ask Melanoma.

 Whatever President Trump says will be more intelligent than what Lewis, blackjack and Mark have said here.

I saw there's  a Pauly Shore movie marathon on cable.   Unfortunately that appears to be the most interesting thing on TV tonight.

I was kinda hoping you were going to live blog Bio Dome and/or Jury Duty. Haha. 

Donnie laid a big orange turd last night.  You don't have to take my word for it just ask former Fox News correspondent and current MAGA fan Eric Bolling:

"When he talked about the part where he said, we're going to send them back to the Stone Ages, I think that triggered something because that's really where it started to tick up to $99 a barrel, $100 a barrel," he recalled. "When he finished, I think traders were hoping to hear some sort of legitimate off-ramp, and it just spiked 101, 101, 102, 103, 105, 107, 108 or so."

"This morning I got up, Steve, and I was just shocked. $11, $12 a barrel, that's $13, $14 a barrel higher," he said. "Unfortunately, that turns into about a 60, 70 cent move up on the pump price just on the overnight alone, what it did overnight."

There you go Trump caused a 60 - 70 cent increase in the price of gas just by opening his fat mouth. So much winning.

Trump and David are total idiots.  

 And this fable descibes you, Lewis, Mark, dealer1, Edslow and blackjack --The fable of the blind men (or mice) and the elephant is an ancient parable, often told as "Seven Blind Mice" or six blind men, where each character touches a different part of an elephant and describes it based on limited perception. They argue, thinking they know the whole truth, when they only know a part.

Does any argument you ever have not include the word "truth" in it?  

Trump was a total embarrassment last night as usual.  

PS:  What first grader came up with the name for the bill being "The big beautiful bill"?  Oh yeah, it was the first grader that wasted 15 minutes of my time last night.