Trump “addressing the nation” tonight.

What's on your bingo card for the "speech" tonight? So far I have the following:

 
 1. Iran war/excursion has already been won - will be over in "about two weeks."

 2. NATO sucks.

 3. Supreme Court sucks.

 4. Biggest best ballroom ever!

 5. Democrats are crazy unhinged demons.

 6. Diaper filled in front of national audience.

I think I will add all of those to my Bingo card plus:

7. We are sending the troops in

8. It is Biden's fault 

Likely it is either #1 or #7 but I suppose it could be both. 

9. Bragging about "strength" and having made America great again snort snort.

10. Iran has begged "me" for an end to the conflict. I've obliterated them. And their little dog, too.

11. Gas is cheaper than it was under Biden. (He may use Tom-stats for this.)

12. I have forced regime change. The new regime is getting ready to surrender.

13. There's been a little bit of economic pain, but it's unimportant and totally worth it.

14. New Trump "Victory in Iran" merchandise will be available very soon.

15. This isn't a war. Or maybe it is. I'm not supposed to say that. But it really is. Or it isn't. I'm not sure. I'll ask Melanoma.

 Whatever President Trump says will be more intelligent than what Lewis, blackjack and Mark have said here.

I saw there's  a Pauly Shore movie marathon on cable.   Unfortunately that appears to be the most interesting thing on TV tonight.