Trump announces plans for Epstein memorial statue

Trump just announced on Bigly Truth Antisocial that he is having Epstein's body exhumed and re-interred at Arlington National Cemetery. The gravesite will be marked with a twenty foot-high golden statue of Epstein, looking up into the sky while a fourteen year-old girl clad in a short skirt sits at his feet and stares up at him adoringly.

Veterans' organizations have objected to this plan, noting that over fifty graves will have to be dug up and the bodies moved elsewhere. Trump responded, "I don't care. They were pussies. Only pussies get killed."

The American Pedo Society has pledged $1,000,000 to help pay for the statue.

  This sordid attempt at humor - what else could it be? - is typical of the TDS crowd that abuse this Forum.

How much money are you sending to contribute?

I think that new gold plated ballroom is being built for Maxwell's new prison quarters.

As shown in "The Death of Stalin,"* Beria, his secret police chief, maintained a prison cell where young girls who had been unfortunate enough to be noticed by him were plucked off the street and imprisoned prior to being raped by him. Reportedly, he did this dozens if not hundreds of times.

If photos/plans of this cell are available (the movie may not have been accurate in its visual depiction), a replica of it in the new East Wing would be thematic and highly appropriate. If Maxwell could be locked inside it, that would be a bonus. Though I have the suspicion that Trump is going to pardon her.

On second thought, Trump might want to use that cell the same way Beria did.

*If you haven't seen that movie, you really should. Though you might not expect it from the title and the subject matter, it's frickin' hilarious.

I figured you'd probably done well with your gambling strategies, as they sound very solid, but how did you get your Society to pledge so much?  Are you the comptroller or Super Poobah?