"We discovered it. We named it. We walked on it. We planted our flag on it. It's ours."
When a reporter at the press conference pointed out that the US was signatory to a treaty specifying outer space and the moon as international territory, Trump responded, "Shut your pie-hole, Piggy." He then ordered the Secret Service to drag her away and sent ICE agents to burn down her house.
Another reporter asked Trump what he planned to do with the moon. Trump responded, "It would be a great place to open a casino resort. Plus a terrific golf course. You know, golf balls go farther on the moon. That's a fact. The moon is round, you know. Just like a golf ball. So you hit the ball, and you have this little ball bouncing along the surface of this big ball. The Atemarse crew plays golf. Or maybe it's the Partamoose. I don't know. Melania likes golf balls. And the moon. They're both round, you know."
(This continued for another hour and a half )
