The Trump Gas Tax Hits $1 A Gallon How High Will it Go?

According to the AAA the Trump gas tax has hit $1 a gallon. I think gas is going to hit the $7 to $10 a gallon range as it looks like we are going to be putting boots on the ground in this prolonged conflict. 

 

 

 

Edited on Mar 29, 2026 11:02am

No kings! No assholes in the White House!

 

Unfortunately, there's no way to remove him. There's also no way he will admit to himself, nor will anyone tell him, that he's fucked up bigly time. So this shit will continue and probably escalate.

 

Gee, maybe we can buy petroleum from Canada...oh, wait, Turdiffs!

 

Maybe we'll get lucky and the Turd will croak. God knows, he's way past his sell-by date and looks like that food that's been in the back of the fridge for three months.

 

Any universally powerful being, God, Krishna, or Flying Spaghetti Monster, that kills babies with malaria and smallpox but lets Trump live to an overripe old age doesn't get my money in the collection basket.

Originally posted by: Kevin Lewis

No kings! No assholes in the White House!

 

Unfortunately, there's no way to remove him. There's also no way he will admit to himself, nor will anyone tell him, that he's fucked up bigly time. So this shit will continue and probably escalate.

 

Gee, maybe we can buy petroleum from Canada...oh, wait, Turdiffs!

 

Maybe we'll get lucky and the Turd will croak. God knows, he's way past his sell-by date and looks like that food that's been in the back of the fridge for three months.

 

Any universally powerful being, God, Krishna, or Flying Spaghetti Monster, that kills babies with malaria and smallpox but lets Trump live to an overripe old age doesn't get my money in the collection basket.


It's all those preservatives in the McDonald's food that's keeping him going in a zombie like state.

Originally posted by: Mark

It's all those preservatives in the McDonald's food that's keeping him going in a zombie like state.


You might be on to something. Maybe the Diet Coke contributes as well.

 

I wonder what they feed him at the White House since he had the first two cooks killed.

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