I guess this just shows that all reality can be altered by the judicious application of a Sharpie.

 

Recent polls also show Trump losing to Saddam Hussein, Kim Kardashian, Homer Simpson, and a dead cat. But in a way, I'm puzzled--Trump appears to be genuinely worried about all these recent polling numbers. Isn't his crowd of sycophants telling him not to worry, the polls said he'd lose in 2016, too?

 

I visited London in November 2016. When people realized I was an American, they would come up to me ask ask, with puzzled expressions, "WHY???" I told them that the comedy lobby was obviously very strong in America, and comedians wanted to make sure they would have four years of great material. Trump has not disappointed as the subject of countless jokes.