Picture this Donnie's Presidency is circling the bowl about to go down the drain. He is desperate to find a sliver of success at anything given the massive scope of his failures.
He gets the idea, despite his no more foreign wars pledge, that everyone loves a war President so it is worthwhile to betray his supporters if it means he can rescue his failing presidency. He says to himself why don't I get involved in this Israel/Iraq conflict. It will make me a war President.
His own military says if we want to take out their nuclear program it is going to take a month of continuous bombings. Trump decides to do one round of bombings and then, channeling GW Bush, declare mission accomplished and state he the greatest and most "macho" President ever has obliterated evil Iran's nuclear program.
Charles, Tom and JDC head to their nearest big box store to buy a super sized jar of lotion as they plan to spend the day celebrating this great military victory carried out by their orange hero. Charles posted his own victory lap here in the sink in a see I told you Trump's got this thread.
...but then Trump's ruse was uncovered. At best the program was set back 3 months according to Trump's own department of defense. Trump's intentional lie was out there for the whole world to see. Predictably, the whole world is laughing at America again because of yet another embarrassing Trump failure.
Poor Charles has gone into hiding since posting his ill advised victory lap. Aaron has abandoned MAGA or so he says.I guess that leaves Tom and JDC to carry on as our resident batterd wives that stand by their man no matter how much he abuses them.
And little Donny is so mad that someone in his administration dared to tell the truth to the media.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump-lashes-out-at-scum-for-revealing-iran-bombing-was-botched/