The above headline is from this coming summer.
A joint EU task force has just destroyed the American invasion force sent to take Greenland. 479 American aircraft were shot down and 621 American ships sunk. American casualties exceeded 400,000.
Trump was shown a video of a protest against the invasion in Minneapolis and decided to add that city to his list of targets.
JD Vance and Tucker Carlson appeared on Fox News and exchanged open-mouthed kisses and danced a jig upon hearing that the four cities had been destroyed.
