Trump-pig says he will keep half of SNAP benefits

Forced to comply with a court order, the Orange Shitbag released HALF of the SNAP contingency funds today.

He's keeping the other half to finance his new East Wing throne room. "The throne alone will cost $25 million. I'm not going to spend my money feeding a bunch of Democrats." When it was pointed out to him that the money isn't actually his, he had the reporter hurled bodily out of the White House and sent ICE agents to arrest and deport her family.

House Speaker Mike Johnson praised Trump's "noble generosity" for "bestowing billions of dollars upon hungry Americans." He then resumed fellating Trump until he was pushed away.

"Spontaneous demonstrations" broke out in front of the Ministry of Truth Social, thanking Trump for his decision.

Forced to comply with a court order, the Orange Shitbag released HALF of the SNAP contingency funds today.

Monthly costs are $10b per month.  The fund has $5b; thus only enough funds to pay half.  Lying kevin is bad at math.

SNAP can be fully funded if the democrats vote for the same funding bill that they voted for 13 times before.

  You ignorant asshole - President Trump has been brought into this Screwmer fuck up and you, as usual, blame him for the current situation that the corrupt DemocRATs have caused. So FUCK YOU you sorry piece of shit. 

Youre abysmally stooopid, but I doubt that you believe there is no money besides that available.

Trump wants money for his throne room. That's why he's stuffing the other 5 billion in his pocket.

 The money for Snap benefits is available when Upchuck Screwmer and the anti- America DemocRATs reopen the government.