Trump renamed San Andreas Fault to Newsome’s Fault

Along with the Pelosi Tar Pits. /s

Since Republicans think that Democrats cause earthquakes (and hurricanes, and wildfires, etc.), that seems like something Trump would do.

Why do you admire that idiot so? It just shames you.

Eggs are going to be cheaper now that Trump renamed the Gulf of Mexico.

Priorities.

  3 weeks into this administration and YOU blame President Trump for the price of eggs? Apparently the actions of the past 4 years of the brain dead Biden administration and the policies that caused the inflation now in America have suddenly become forgotten - sounds about right for an ignorant liberal moron.

Trump will blame Biden for high prices until those prices come down, at which point he will claim immediate credit.

   Which will be the truth.

Promises made, promises kept.  He's doing exactly what he promised on the campaign trail.  Quite remarkable isn't that?

Unlike Biden, Trump can walk and chew gum at the same time.  Biden can't do either.  Renaming the Gulf took him the time it took to sign his name.  No studies or group meetings.  That said, it's a non-issue for me.

But here's the difference, which I'm sure you don't understand. He didn't rename the Gulf of Mexico. That's still what it's called, everywhere except in his own head and on the memos of his White House sycophants. He doesn't have the power to rename geographical features, any more than he can rename Mt. Rushmore Mt. Trump. Idiot imperial decree of his notwithstanding.

He promised to wipe out inflation on day one.

HONNNNNK

He promised to rename the Gulf of Mexico.

HONNNNNK (just because he signed some kind of idiot imperial decree doesn't mean its name has actually changed, except in his own head)

I could, of course, go on; he's been blocked at every turn and/or thought better of his various idiot proposed moves. So much losing!