The Trump toilet initiative

At a meeting the other day, Trump justified his order to destroy a law that mandates water-saving devices in new home construction by saying, "Everyone flushes their toilet ten times. Fifteen times."

 

What was actually going on was that Trump has ordered that every single program or initiative passed by Obama be rescinded or canceled. No consideration of whether it is good or bad, beneficial or not--the only thing that matters is that Obama did it. The water conservation program was one such move.

 

The fact of the matter is that low-flow water devices in the bathroom, such as shower heads and toilets, save the average family whose house has such devices about $400 annually. And of course, there are overall benefits to lower water usage.

 

All of our Trumper friends are no doubt cheered by Trump spending so much time and effort in order to raise everyone's water bills. It's just another bigly accomplishment by the mostest bestest stable genius in the galaxy.

 

If the Democrats do succeed in stuffing Trump in the toilet, it may indeed take ten or fifteen flushes to get rid of him. All that bulk...

 

 

MY IRL friend and I were laughing about this the other day. Trumpers are such fanatics they are probably flushing 10-15 times every time they use the toilet now in an attempt to make what Trump said true. 

I had thought that he was at least toilet trained, but apparently not!

The DonDiego Environmental Initiative

 

If it's yellow, let it mellow;

If it's brown, flush it down.


Kevin  must not have ever been the unfortunate user of an Al Gore toilet. 

 

Yeah, Trump is guilty of hyperbole all time time.  Never 10-15 flushes, but I can vouch for a minimum 2 flush requirement, and on occasion 3, with those lousy crappers.   

 

 

I don't believe Trump is mandating that anyone move away from their toilet of choice............that was Obama.  If you like your toilet, you can keep your toilet, Kevin.

 

I did the cost calculation for flushing in my town.  Assuming the low volume toilet saves 2.3 gallons of water per flush, I would need to flush 11,396 times to annually spend $400 more on my bill.  I can only conclude that Liberals flush more often than Conservatives.  You know, it's all that free shit.

Obama's rule wasn't about taking away anyone's toilet. It was a water conservation measure. Trump, the vindictive little boy, is trying to cancel it for the sole reason that it's an Obama program.

 

The actual savings vary according to local water usage prices. In desert cities like Vegas, a family using a conventional high-volume flush toilet could get dinged for more than $400 annually. But whatever the savings may be, why not use less water?

 

Trump showed his cognitive deterioration in that meeting. But we can all feel good that our glorious leader flushes the toilet fifteen times. While he's doing that, he's not fucking up anything else.

Kevin, I just checked the cost in Clark County, NV for sewer and water.  One would need to flush 47,058 times annnually to save $400 with the low volume toilet.  You must have serious intestinal issues, Kevin.  Are you okay?

Edited on Dec 11, 2019 3:18pm
Originally posted by: Boilerman

Kevin, I just checked the cost in Clark County, NV for sewer and water.  One would need to flush 47,058 times annnually to save $400 with the low volume toilet.  You must have serious intestinal issues, Kevin.  Are you okay?


Bullshit. I was talking about a family's average usage, not what "one" would use.

 

Besides, who cares what the exact number is? Low flow toilets save water and money. That's beyond dispute.

Don't worry, Kevin.  Under Trump you'll have a choice of low water consumption toilets or master blasters which use more water.  Obama wouldn't allow this choice.  If you like you toilet, you can keep your toilet.  

 

Kevin, are you telling me that the average family in Las Vegas flushes 129 times per day?  I suggest that this is not the case.  Is it possible that some Lyin' Lib came up with that $400 savings by low flow toilets, and that number was BS?

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