So much losing!
Now, little MAGA pigs, I don't want you to wear out your fingers furiously typing. I've made it easier for you! Just pick your Excuse of the Day from the following list:
1. It's only temporary. And something awful that's temporary is OK.
2. We're stopping Iran from getting boomity booms. Don't ask me to explain how.
3. WHAT ABOUT BIDEN, HUH???
4. Affordability is a liberal hoax. My master said so.
5. It's all fake news. The price of radishes went down 2%. Therefore, there is no inflation.
Just pick a number, piglets!