Y'know, I've got to give the Orange Asshole some credit. Remember how he kept saying Mexico would pay for Da Wall? And he never said how that would come to pass and Mexico told him to get bent?

 

Well, he's found a way! Thanks to the recent huge surges in Trump Virus cases, many of them along the US-Mexico border, Mexico is closing its borders to Americans. It seems that Mexico doesn't want to be infected by plague-ridden hordes of Americans swarming across the border. A lot of them would be murderers, drug dealers, and rapists!

 

So Mexico will be happy to contribute funds to complete Da Wall--to keep those filthy, contagious Americans out of Mexico!