Trump's State of the Union

Get the popcorn ready.  I'm excited to watch the State of the Union address tonight.  Trump will have some great things to say.   What will be some Trump's buzz words tonight so we can drink when he says them.  This will be more fun than the Grammy's or Oscar's.

       With many of the DemocRATs missing, it should be a very upbeat address. 

Oops, Joe Biden crapped my pants.

I think I am drinking every time he says Biden was a disaster and every time he says  some might say the greatest ever . I think this will get me about 8 drinks total.  I might need one more phrase.

How about some people are saying.

LOL.  Exactly "they say I'm xxxxxx."  Who the hell is "they" I always want to ask him.  

"The farmers love me."    "The police love me."  A beer for every time he says that too.  

Does anybody really love him? (besides himself)

Some people are saying is good, and I think I will add They are doing a great job.  Maybe we will find out who they is or are.  Anyway that should get me to 16 drinks in 2 hours .

Damn.....now all you guys are going to make me watch this, just for this stuff.  LOL

When a person is constantly using "they" in a public speech, he is basically just condemning himself as stupid.  

I hope Brent isn't pregaming because it sounds likes he will be drunk by the end of the speech.   I think Trump will also say "USA USA".