There's no chance that the Orange Turd will pick Haley for his VP or that she would want to if he did pick her. He'll want some servile little toad like Mike Pence. The question is, who? Who would want to debase themselves by sticking their nose up the Turd's ass and possibly end their political career?
Of course, there is a strong incentive. Should Trump win, they'd be the proverbial heartbeat away from the Presidency. Well, Trump doesn't have a heart, so maybe a particularly explosive fart.
Who's servile enough, has absolutely no personal morals or dignity, and hasn't pissed Trump off? Got to be a pretty short list.
And no, David, Boiler, and Tom, you're not eligible.
