Trump bent over and spread his ass cheeks for Iran, but they said, "You forgot to have a rose clenched between your teeth," so they canceled the talks that were being mediated by the Swiss. Meanwhile, Bibi said, "I can't go 24 hours without killing some Lebanese people," and resumed his strikes on Lebanon.
Iran now wants the US to cede Florida and the US Virgin Islands to them, plus for us to build a luxury casino resort for them on Kharg Island. They also want Vance to put on a gorilla suit and tap dance on the White House lawn. Trump said, "I'm tired of Florida anyway" and ordered Vance to do as Iran demanded. The Vance Dance will take place at 6 am tomorrow and will be broadcast on all major networks.
So much losing! AMURRICA!!!
