Two days of bloviating from our Scumbag-in-Chief

Today--the annual exercise in self-aggrandizement. Tomorrow--a tweetstorm crowing that he's been "EXONERATED!" A jerkoff-fest for all our loyal Trumpers. Fox News will gush. Sean Hannity will be like a pile of cow dung set afire.

 

But! We have good news! Rush Limbaugh, our Propagandus Emeritus, is dying a slow, painful death! I pray for him--that he lingers, and lingers, and lingers, and has plenty of time to contemplate the punishments that may await him after death (if he's a religious man). Every twinge of agony, every fought-for, desperate breath, every glob of congealed blood coughed up, will be partial payback--though not enough--for all his lies, self-serving propaganda, and Trump-ball-licking.

 

Death comes to us all. But I hope that for Trump, Hannity, Carlson, all the Republican senators and Congresspersons, and yes, our scumbag Trumpers, that it doesn't come quickly--that it's slow, painful, and prolonged by the best medical care that they're trying to take away from everyone else.

 

 

Heil Kevin! Heil Kevin! Heil Kevin! - the consummate asshole. May his demise be fitting to his own standards.

Stay tuned for Trump's Orange Tweetstorm! (Of course, since he gets up early to watch Fox Propaganda, he's probably already done that.)

 

I wonder how many times Stalker came while jacking off to the State of the Union address. No, on second thought, I don't want to know.

 When faced with unrefutable facts Der Fuhrer Kevin resorts to his standard of spewing filth. 


And 10+ years of bloviating from our Trumper-Scum-in-Chief.

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