Lest anyone think that Trump isn't trying long and hard to solve the problems of this great nation, I'd like to update you on what he did yesterday.
He gave Elon a pat on the head.
Specifically, he had a Tesla car show on the White House lawn and told everyone how wonderful the vehicles were. Then, he posted a rant on Truth Social claiming that any boycott against Tesla is "illegal." So now, it's apparently against the law to NOT buy an Elonmobile.
This is what America elected him to do! Tank the price of Tesla stock, then frantically try to reverse the damage. Thank goodness there was nothing else yesterday that needed his attention!!!!
Bonus for America: it'll be easy to fulfill the Tesla purchase mandate in a few days, as you'll be able to buy a new Tesla for $3.99.