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As a general rule, have you ever noticed that all those horrible hurricanes and tornadoes tend to stick to those red spots on the map? 

 

Maybe God is on our side.

I think it would be a fun exercise to limit spending of Blue/Red  tax dollars to their own respective geographical areas on David's map.     How long do you think it would be before  Beatrice,NE asks Omaha,NE  for a welfare handout? 

Edited on Sep 30, 2024 12:55pm
Originally posted by: PJ Stroh

I think it would be a fun exercise to limit spending of Blue/Red  tax dollars to their own respective geographical areas on David's map.     How long do you think it would be before  Beatrice,NE asks Omaha,NE  for a welfare handout? 


How 'bout we divide up federal spending according to population, which would be only fair? Then Bumfuck, Kansas gets $60 for a new stop sign, instead of $75 million to repair the bridge over Crawfish Creek that became unusable when Zeke got drunk and crashed his pickup truck into it.

Originally posted by: MisterPicture

As a general rule, have you ever noticed that all those horrible hurricanes and tornadoes tend to stick to those red spots on the map? 

 

Maybe God is on our side.


But we need storms that only kill climate change deniers. I am in favor, however, of simply wiping Florida off the map.

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