Vegas Bound Again -- To Lying Lewis, P-athetic J-erk Stroh, Mark, Dealer 1, Mr. Picture

      Good news for you lying leftist liberals - I leave in the morning for my next Vegas trip and I won't be here as often as is necessary to correct your lies. I will be gone til Nov.9 -- this should give you cretins plenty of time to hone your hate America agenda and spew your moronic ignorance. I leave you POS in the good hands of Boilerman, Tom, Jerry Ice 333,  and Charles Higgins. Let the moaning and groaning begin ...

Loser Trip #32. No one gives a flying fuck. Don't forget to scream at the dealers, call them liars, and tell them they're destroying America. Have a very unenjoyable trip. Get reamed out, as you always do. Lose. Big time.

   Ah, just a sampling of forthcoming hateful spewing everyone has become accustomed to see/read from Lying Lewis - more to come for sure in the ensuing weeks.  Meanwhile, I will be enjoying myself with free lodging, great comped food, winning gambling, and all of the great things still available to enjoy in Vegas. Eat your rotten heart out Lying Lewis. HaHaHaHaHa!

"Free" lodging that you paid for already with your tens of thousands in losses; great "comped" food paid for by present losses; "winning" gambling at a 2% theoretical loss rate; and all of the great things you can do in Vegas, such as exposing yourself to little old ladies.

I actually hope that you, at long last, have a winning trip. You might come back a little less nasty.

     I leave the nastiness to you - that is YOUR bailiwick. I'll also leave the "exposing ones self to little old ladies" to you and Mark. - Here is how I do it when visiting Vegas (1) -- 5 tricks to help you get better casino comps: (a) Look like you're spending more than you actually are. ... (b) Make it look as though you're playing for longer than you are. ... (c) Take lots of bathroom breaks ...(d) Make it look like you are losing. ...(e) Be generous.) --- (2) Casinos award comps based on a player's average daily theoretical loss (known as ADT, theoretical loss, or "theo"). Theoretical loss is the amount of money a player is expected to lose based on the long run statistical advantage the casino has on the particular game being played

Dont worry - he'll still post here during his Vegas trip.    

Because at the end of the day Kevin is the closest thing David has to a friend.   At least Kevin talks to him.    

a) They know how much you're spending; b) they know how long you play and when you quit; c) only the time you actually spend at the table is credited to you; d) they know whether and how much you're winning or losing (tactics such as "ratholing" chips are old news to them); e) tokes don't count in your rating.

"Theo" includes all those factors David mentions. They compensate for those factors when figuring out how much action you're actually giving them. Maybe back when "Turning the Tables on Las Vegas" was written, you could fool them. But that was about 40 years ago.

The reality is that low-rollers like David aren't worth the effort to precisely track. You play at a craps or BJ table, the pit boss may casually note your average bet, then assign a rating to you and not think much more about it. That rating will assume that you have a certain skill level, take breaks every so often, etc. Unless you're a black-chip bettor, that rating won't be altered.

So this stuff that David copied from some book doesn't apply to him. The good news is that the estimation made at the BJ table assumes that your skill level is average and thus, you're playing at about 2% below optimal. You can get comped based on that assumed skill level, while actually playing optimally and losing much less. I doubt that David does that, though, because he's already told us that he knows the proper strategy for video poker but purposefully ignores it.

David proves my point every time he goes to Vegas. That point is despite everything a conservative will tell you about hating liberals and blue areas they prefer to live in or spend their time in a blue area with a liberal population. In David's case, despite claiming over and over again to hate "wokness" he returns time and time again to one of the most woke cities in America. 

Well, he has a safety valve that he can use in Vegas--after he blows all his money and still has several days left, he spends them by walking up and down the Strip, waving his arms and screaming "MAGA MAGA MAGA!" at all the tourists.