House Speaker Mike Johnson’s Long Crusade Against Birth Control
House Speaker Mike Johnson’s Long Crusade Against Birth Control
Mike Johnson is a walking, breathing argument for birth control. And abortion!
I wonder if all these Bible-thumpers realize that freedom of religion means freedom from religion? He's not entitled to shove his beliefs down anyone else's throat--but he'll tell anyone who'll listen that he has a divine duty to do just that.
As a compromise, I would suggest a mandate that all conservative males that are no longer trying to reproduce be castrated. I nominate David Miller, Boiler and Tom to go first.
Originally posted by: Mark
As a compromise, I would suggest a mandate that all conservative males that are no longer trying to reproduce be castrated. I nominate David Miller, Boiler and Tom to go first.
It's too late. They're all old, and whatever damage they could do has already been done. We can take comfort in the fact that no woman would ever have come within fifty feet of any of them, and the only way they could have reproduced was by good ol' Republican rape. (You might think, "But what about hookers?" They would have needed to pony up a million bucks at least, and we know that all three of them are poor.)
