Where did Tom, Boiler and David go?

I guess they couldn't handle the embarrassment of their orange god being outed as broke...

...or maybe the embarrassment of realizing the House Republicans made Russian stooges out of them.

Finally, no one was responding to David's copy-and-paste spam posts, so I think he's less motivated to participate. We'll see.

And without David's spam, this forum probably looks a lot less welcoming to right-wingers. That may have discouraged the other guys.

Boiler may have gotten weary of honking his one-note "X says" (always a lie) song. Tom may have grown weary of being called out every time he pulled some bogus statistic out of his ass. And David isn't getting the attention he craves...though his absence may simply be because he's getting reamed out in Vegas.

Embarrassment over being Trump stooges probably didn't enter into it. After all, they've been covering themselves with shame for years.

Other possiblities...

1.  David starved to death because he couldn't find a hamburger for less than $18.

2.  Tom, David, and Boiler had to take a third job so they could help Trump pay his rape victim's damages.

3.  Tom, David, and Boiler are on a fact-finding mission in Russia to uncover the Hunter Biden smoking gun.

4.  Tom, David, and Boiler were on their way to Vegas when they got carjacked by Lauren Boebert's son. They could identify him because he wore merch from Lauren's old restaurant.

5. They are camped out at their mailboxes eagerly awaiting their new $400 Trump sneakers.

I thought that David might be in Vegas also.  I believe the last time he was in supposedly in Vegas, he was still posting in the forum, so not sure why he wouldn't if he was in Vegas now.  Oh well, it's been rather peaceful around these parts the past 3 or 4 days.  

I speculate that he's actually doing well for once. As by his own admission, he deliberately doesn't play the proper VP strategies--he says they're too complicated for him--he operates at a loss. But that wouldn't stop him from getting lucky now and then. In the past, he would take out his gambling frustrations by retreating to his hotel room and screaming at us. So maybe he can afford a few pairs of those Trump sneakers this time around.

Or maybe he was devoured by a pack of rabid wolverines. Wait, that's unlikely; wolverines are solitary predators.

I'm in Phoenix.  I attend a second Cubs game tomorrow.  Thursday I travel to Laughlin via Las Vegas International Airport.  Ill be fine.

Nice.  Spring Training.  My college roommates son is a pitcher for the A's, Paul Blackburn.  He was an All Star a few years ago.  He was a first round draft pick by the Cubs about 8 or 9 years ago. 

Nice.  White Sox vs Cubs today 

FWIW- I am currently in Vegas and have been since the 24th of Feb.  I will be here til the 7th of March.