Who is the dumbest member of Congress?

A. Lauren ''Corporal Lieutenant '' Boebert?

B. Marjorie Traitor Greene? ''Gaspatcho Police''

C. Louis Gohmert?

D. Madison ''Coke & Orgy'' Cawthorn?

E. Paul ''The Human Reptile'' Gosar?

I think Greene wins the Dumb Derby. Boebert, the high school dropout, isn't far behind, but she does have the instinctual ability to use her sharply limited intellectual resources to her best advantage. You have to acknowledge that in some fashion--it's like the dumb kid in the back of the classroom getting a C+ on the midterms. You gotta admit, she went from being fired from McDonald's to a cushy, high-paid job being useless in Washington, surrounded by boot-lickers. She conned the gun-licking yahoos of western CO into voting for her. That's an accomplishment.

 

Greene, in contrast, is probably inherently smarter than the dropout, but she seems to be engaging in a one-bitch crusade to show her constituents what a horrible mistake they made in electing her. She's fully embraced her inner cuckoobird and has spent her time so far out on the alt-right fringe that she's almost fallen off the edge. She's the Jewish space laser lady, after all.

 

The other three you mentioned are definitely assholes, but they do have some level of primitive street smarts and some comprehension of what their jobs and roles are. The two nutball bitches, though, don't have a fucking clue, and don't care.

https://thehill.com/homenews/media/599987-cawthorn-says-people-in-dc-have-invited-to-orgy-done-cocaine-in-front-of-him   

The best thing about Louie Gohmert is that he looks exactly the way you expect someone to look whose name is "Louie Gohmert".

 

Louie Gohmert | Congress.gov | Library of Congress


AOC

 

PJ:  Look at Vegas Todd's picture above.  

Originally posted by: PJ Stroh

The best thing about Louie Gohmert is that he looks exactly the way you expect someone to look whose name is "Louie Gohmert".

 

Louie Gohmert | Congress.gov | Library of Congress


How bout you post your picture PJ!

Originally posted by: rdwoodpecker

How bout you post your picture PJ!


I have a website where you can download all the sexy pictures of me you want.   But you have to pay a subscription.

"PJ in his PJs." I like it! Sign me up.

Originally posted by: Kevin Lewis

"PJ in his PJs." I like it! Sign me up.


     Knowing you, I am sure you would....

Originally posted by: David Miller

     Knowing you, I am sure you would....


David, I should advise you, keep your kiddie porn in a secure location. They're still prosecuting that sort of thing.

 

Not that I'd be unhappy if you went to prison, but having you as a cellmate would constitute cruel and unusual punishment for some poor bastard.

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