Who is gonna get the job of Trump's dirty diaper changer David or Tom?

It was hard to miss the story of Trump's dirty diapers this past week.  After a former Republican House member broke the story of Trump having a "unique" smell the flood gates opened up and a lot of people that worked with him of over the last 15 years shared their experiences with the offensive orders Trump gives off.

Apparently Trump has no control over his bowls from years of stimulant abuse. In meetings he literally shits himself and keeps on talking while everyone in the room hears him relieving himself in his diaper and has to endure the smell.

https://x.com/BJMallory/status/1738718363403333931?t=8_lECyV8NXPAxFw4nQCZ-g&s=09

           The "unique" smell you smell is coming from your upper lip.

That doesn't even make sense, stupid--he was talking about the smell of Trump.

Maybe if you send $99.99 (plus tax and shipping) to your favorite MAGA retailer, they'll send you some cologne with that unique Trump shit smell.