Who Will Survive

Trumpers will not survive this pandemic as well as normal people, because hate consumes energy.

 

Social isolation is hurting them more because they have no one to scream and shake their fists at but themselves.

 

Did you see all the participants in the recent MAGA Moron rallies who had their dicks out? Trumpers are longing for that kind of release. Being stuck in mommy's basement is so hard for them!

Poor old DonDiego's hair was gettin'  pretty long, what with barbershops being closed here in Tennessee.  So his woman, teechur, purchased an electric-hair-cutting-machine, and shortly thereafter applied it to poor old DonDiego's head.

 

Now poor old DonDiego has the appearance of an elderly Marine recruit right after getting his military haircut.

 

Nonetheless, poor old DonDiego has every expectation of surviving the current pandemic.

I rushed down to the local haircut place as soon as I heard that all such businesses were shutting down. But maybe I shouldn't have worried. That woman, I forget her name, who serves as a Trump stooge at his daily campaign rally "briefings" said that it was possible to get a haircut while maintaining social distancing. I for one would never want to get anywhere near the six-foot-long scissors that would be needed to accomplish such a task.

I haven't had a haircut since very early January, and things are getting out of control!  My grey hair flying all over the place.


"Smoke up, Johhny"

 

https://www.yahoo.com/news/smokers-four-times-less-likely-151203823.html

Originally posted by: Boilerman

I haven't had a haircut since very early January, and things are getting out of control!  My grey hair flying all over the place.


DonDiego's woman can cut it.

I appreciate that Diego, but I won't be in your neck of the woods anytime soon.  I was in the Weaverville/Asheville area in December.

Step 1. Order hair clippers from Amazon or Wal-Mart.com $30-$60.

Step 2. Run clippers over your head.

Step 3. Put a hat on.

 

Pampered crybaby conservatives will be the first to die because they are incapable of basic self-care.

Edited on Apr 23, 2020 4:54pm

Poor old DonDiego's woman bought the last electric-hair-clippers on the shelf at the local Wal-Mart.

 

The box displayed a handsome well-groomed young Black man.  And the instruction manual inside pictured numerous cool Black guy hairstyles.

 

DonDiego opines he ended up with a modified "high-top fade" cut.

There's not an official name for my hairstyle.   I just bring in a picture to SUper Cuts and tell them to make me look like the bad guy in Death Wish 3.

 

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