Why does the Turd have a hard-on for India?

There are only two reasons Trump ever does anything: revenge for some perceived slight (like someone not genuflecting as he walks by) or to make himself rich. The Orange Asshole recently slapped 50% tariffs on India. We don't import all that much stuff from India, comparatively, so it has to be revenge 

But WTF did India ever do to America's most famous rapist?

But WTF did India ever do to America

They support Russia by buying their oil

Wait a minute, MAGA is not pro-Russia anymore? When did that happen? Was it when Putin put the smackdown on Trump when they met?

And that's a crime? Especially after your orange master flew thousands of miles to give Putin a blowjob?

Mark and SAD Kevin have a strange obsession with gay sex. 

We allude to it in order to trigger you sexually hypersensitive MAGAs. You reacted exactly as we expected, on cue. Good doggy!