Worst Pickup Line Ever

Once, a long long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, a young lady dropped a line on me that worked:

"You have such white teeth.  You must eat a lot of (substitute a noun that substitutes for CATS!)"

Was it "Rats"!??

Originally posted by: David Miller

Was it "Rats"!??


Now that is funny! Glad you still have a sense of humor, doc....

Always did, but I don't find much humor here anymore - just nonsense bye the unknowing...


Originally posted by: David Miller

Always did, but I don't find much humor here anymore - just nonsense bye the unknowing...


Pot, meet kettle....

Yep, Old Geroge has a taste for the for teen poontang just like Roy Moore. 

 

Roslyn Corrigan was sixteen years old when she got a chance to meet George H.W. Bush, excited to be introduced to a former president having grown up dreaming of going into politics.

But Corrigan was crushed by her encounter: Bush, then 79 years old, groped her buttocks at a November 2003 event in The Woodlands, Texas, office of the Central Intelligence Agency where Corrigan’s father gathered with fellow intelligence officers and family members to meet Bush, Corrigan said. Corrigan is the sixth woman since Oct. 24 to accuse Bush publicly of grabbing her buttocks without consent.

 

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