Every single year--five in a row, by my count--David has gone to Vegas and stayed at South Point in December. He gets his wrinkled old ass kicked every single time. Then, like clockwork, he posts his widdle threats and "challenges" me (and sometimes others) to meet him there. Of course, all I do is laugh at him.
Seething with frustration and thousands of dollars poorer, he then goes home to Shitville, Texas and proceeds to take out his anger by posting in the Sink (and sometimes, against the rules, elsewhere), with his usual shit-flood of Facebook posts and widdle speechies about how his gang should be running things. You know the drill. Everybody's a liar and a traitor blah blah blah.
Now, a major reason David loses at video poker is that he deliberately plays the wrong strategy. According to him, the right strategy is too difficult for him to learn. We also don't know how accurately he plays. So chances are, he's never going to win no matter what. But maybe we can help him out! I propose that we petition South Point to give him some free play up front. And I mean something really good. We can convince them that whatever they give him, they'll get it all back anyway. David gambles until the money is gone. Giving him more up front just means he'll be playing a little longer before he eventually goes busto.
And the benefit for us? The Sink just might be a more pleasant place, at least for a little while. David wouldn't have as many frustrations to take out. And who knows--maybe he might hit a royal! Idiots do that all the time!