Your federal income tax: one way to fight back

DO NOT pay your income tax until the Turd is out of office! Keep your money in your pocket and out of Elon's! File for an extension, and another, and another...then send them a nice, polite letter telling them why.

 

There's no chance you'll get in trouble. They're grossly understaffed as it is, and they'll be slashed even more after DOGE gets through with them. It'll be a decade before they do more than send you an automated letter. Maybe by then, we'll have a real government again, and you can pay happily. Or not.

 

Are you worried that this would be a crime? Well, consider the new definition of what is and isn't a crime, based on the Turd:

 

Rape: not a crime

Fraud, even on a massive scale: not a crime

Treason: not a crime

Hiding secret government documents: nope

Lying under oath: uh uh

Theft: no sirree

Murder/attempted murder: not a crime

Attempt to violently overthrow the government: not a crime

 

Meanwhile, what IS a crime?

 

Criticizing Trump

Not voting for Trump

Not genuflecting when Trump passes by

Being a Democrat

Being an immigrant

Being brown

Being black

Being Asian

Not buying a Tesla

 

So I'm not going to send my money to that fucking asshole this year, or next year, or the next. I "owed" $2,388, and that money will be much better spent on...guess what...a week in Canada. Vancouver, here I come!!

Originally posted by: Kevin Lewis

DO NOT pay your income tax until the Turd is out of office! Keep your money in your pocket and out of Elon's! File for an extension, and another, and another...then send them a nice, polite letter telling them why.

 

There's no chance you'll get in trouble. They're grossly understaffed as it is, and they'll be slashed even more after DOGE gets through with them. It'll be a decade before they do more than send you an automated letter. Maybe by then, we'll have a real government again, and you can pay happily. Or not.

 

Are you worried that this would be a crime? Well, consider the new definition of what is and isn't a crime, based on the Turd:

 

Rape: not a crime

Fraud, even on a massive scale: not a crime

Treason: not a crime

Hiding secret government documents: nope

Lying under oath: uh uh

Theft: no sirree

Murder/attempted murder: not a crime

Attempt to violently overthrow the government: not a crime

 

Meanwhile, what IS a crime?

 

Criticizing Trump

Not voting for Trump

Not genuflecting when Trump passes by

Being a Democrat

Being an immigrant

Being brown

Being black

Being Asian

Not buying a Tesla

 

So I'm not going to send my money to that fucking asshole this year, or next year, or the next. I "owed" $2,388, and that money will be much better spent on...guess what...a week in Canada. Vancouver, here I come!!


What about the interest on the late payment?  Or are you just assuming they won't get around to it?  

Originally posted by: Jerry Ice 33

What about the interest on the late payment?  Or are you just assuming they won't get around to it?  


No, they probably won't get around to it, and they may or may not slap on some penalties, but it matters not. When MAGA spirals into the toilet, and we have a sane government again, I'll contact them and politely ask to settle whatever they think my debt is for ten cents on the dollar (many people don't know this, but if you don't file. it's automatically calculated for you, and you get a bill eventually, usually by November of the following year). I'll also ask for a long drawn-out payment plan. They ALWAYS accept those kind of arrangements, because that way, they can close your case.

 

There's an even-money chance that there will be no federal government at all in a few years and the US will be a wholly owned subsidiary of Elon Space Monkeys Inc. (with its own flag, anthem, and everything), in which case the IRS will no longer exist. Again, problem solved.

Originally posted by: Kevin Lewis

DO NOT pay your income tax until the Turd is out of office! Keep your money in your pocket and out of Elon's! File for an extension, and another, and another...then send them a nice, polite letter telling them why.

 

There's no chance you'll get in trouble. They're grossly understaffed as it is, and they'll be slashed even more after DOGE gets through with them. It'll be a decade before they do more than send you an automated letter. Maybe by then, we'll have a real government again, and you can pay happily. Or not.

 

Are you worried that this would be a crime? Well, consider the new definition of what is and isn't a crime, based on the Turd:

 

Rape: not a crime

Fraud, even on a massive scale: not a crime

Treason: not a crime

Hiding secret government documents: nope

Lying under oath: uh uh

Theft: no sirree

Murder/attempted murder: not a crime

Attempt to violently overthrow the government: not a crime

 

Meanwhile, what IS a crime?

 

Criticizing Trump

Not voting for Trump

Not genuflecting when Trump passes by

Being a Democrat

Being an immigrant

Being brown

Being black

Being Asian

Not buying a Tesla

 

So I'm not going to send my money to that fucking asshole this year, or next year, or the next. I "owed" $2,388, and that money will be much better spent on...guess what...a week in Canada. Vancouver, here I come!!


This post is about as retarded as you've ever posted.  Good job.  


People who don't pay taxes are safe...like Kevin.

Kevin, what if you were due a refund?  Would you have just failed to submit your return?  Or somehow tossed it back to the IRS (likely an impossible move; I know a story about that...later).

 

What a reckless recommendation.

 

Candy

Originally posted by: Kevin Lewis

DO NOT pay your income tax until the Turd is out of office! Keep your money in your pocket and out of Elon's! File for an extension, and another, and another...then send them a nice, polite letter telling them why.

 

There's no chance you'll get in trouble. They're grossly understaffed as it is, and they'll be slashed even more after DOGE gets through with them. It'll be a decade before they do more than send you an automated letter. Maybe by then, we'll have a real government again, and you can pay happily. Or not.

 

Are you worried that this would be a crime? Well, consider the new definition of what is and isn't a crime, based on the Turd:

 

Rape: not a crime

Fraud, even on a massive scale: not a crime

Treason: not a crime

Hiding secret government documents: nope

Lying under oath: uh uh

Theft: no sirree

Murder/attempted murder: not a crime

Attempt to violently overthrow the government: not a crime

 

Meanwhile, what IS a crime?

 

Criticizing Trump

Not voting for Trump

Not genuflecting when Trump passes by

Being a Democrat

Being an immigrant

Being brown

Being black

Being Asian

Not buying a Tesla

 

So I'm not going to send my money to that fucking asshole this year, or next year, or the next. I "owed" $2,388, and that money will be much better spent on...guess what...a week in Canada. Vancouver, here I come!!


Kevin is admitting he intends to commit the crime of tax evasion and is encouraging others to commit that crime.  Well, it worked for Hunter Biden, but I don't hink Kevin's daddy Donald Trump is going to pardon him.  The Las Vegas Advisor allowing someone to promote illegal acts is kind of sketchy.

Originally posted by: Boilerman

People who don't pay taxes are safe...like Kevin.


Like Trump? Like Elon?

 

And I'll pay them eventually. Just not to that awful sack of shit you worship.

Originally posted by: CharlesII

Kevin is admitting he intends to commit the crime of tax evasion and is encouraging others to commit that crime.  Well, it worked for Hunter Biden, but I don't hink Kevin's daddy Donald Trump is going to pardon him.  The Las Vegas Advisor allowing someone to promote illegal acts is kind of sketchy.


You bet! Others are committing the crime of being brown or black; many have committed the crime of being immigrants; others are committing the crime of criticizing Trump; and many have already committed the crime of not voting for him. He has proclaimed all of those acts to be crimes.

 

Furthermore, Trump has been a tax evader for decades. So please don't get on your moral high horse; stay on your knees in front of Trump where you belong and keep fighting with all the other MAGAs to get a chance to suck his dick.

 

And be sure to pay your taxes. Elon needs a new diamond pinky ring.

Originally posted by: O2bnVegas

Kevin, what if you were due a refund?  Would you have just failed to submit your return?  Or somehow tossed it back to the IRS (likely an impossible move; I know a story about that...later).

 

What a reckless recommendation.

 

Candy


If I was due a refund, I'd file and demand it. But we all know there won't be any such thing as tax refunds, either because Elon will eat them to pay for his luxury liner to Jupiter, or Congress will eat them to pay for all the Trump tax cuts for the rich, or the IRS will simply be unable to process them due to funding and staff being slashed by DOGE.

 

What's actually reckless, Candy, is to continue to send those assholes money so they can destroy our country. I may not be able to stop them, but I sure as shit ain't gonna abet them.

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