3 Things I've ONLY Done in Vegas

In the same spirit as a previous thread, I thought it would be fun to come up with a list of things that only seem to happen in that wonderful wacky place known as Las Vegas. If you come up with more than 3 that's fine, and if you happened to have hit the Megabucks...well, that's just cool no matter what.

1. I have walked down the street at midnight with the temperature still above 100 degrees F.
2. I have found $100 bills lying around on the ground on a startlingly regular basis.
3. I have shopped in a zombie-themed survival store which provides one-stop shopping for machetes, emergency dog food, and bibles.
1. I have dressed in ways I would NEVER dress at home.
2. Saw Holly Madison's boobs and enjoyed.
3. Started drinking at 10 in the morning.
1. Started drinking al 7:00 in the morning.
2. Been on an episode of Chriss Angel Mindfreak.
3. Fell asleep at a slot machine.....long night!
1. had hubby's best friend lick my face (he was very drunk and had to show me his blue tongue)
2. had a stranger give me money
3. been asked to go to a strangers hotel room

FYI--# 2 & 3 were not at the same time or same guy.

1. Went on a zip line.
2. Went ATVing.
3. Hit a slot machine for $2500 on a 75 cent bet.
1. "Won" money from a cigarette machine (there was a dollar sticking out of it, I pulled it out, and got about 3 more from it!)
2. Gave a pizza to a homeless person
3. Snuck beers in a backpack into the Toby Keith bar only to spend $20 on a shot!
1. Rode an airship (blimp)
2. Got hugged by James Woods (Sharon Stone's sleezy boyfriend in Casino).
3. Got 3 pair shoes and a cute jacket, all free, from Nike Store in the Forum Shops.
- Play craps
- Hit royal flush playing video poker
- Get married by Kevin Nealon (shown on Ellen show)
1. Taken a taxi. No need in my city and usually take subways or rental cars in other vacation spots.
2. Been told how "handsome" or "lonely" I looked by women wearing very tight clothing and carrying a very tiny purse.
3. Partied with the homeless (Fremont Street)
1. Drove the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models around town for a photo shoot
2. Had a great conversation with Don Rickles while driving him around (yes, that famous Frank Sinatra story is true)
3. Was fortunate enough to have driven and had a great conversation about music with Marvin Hamlisch before his untimely death this year

Larry (limo driver) from Las Vegas
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