Funny Vegas story.

In my quest to help keep this board going and to get the volume up I am going to post as often as I can think of something to post.

My funny story is from years ago back when Sams Town was going strong and they had FPDW scattered throughout the casino.

My wife and I were a very young couple at the time and very young for the crowd at Sam's Town back in the mid 90's. We would come to vegas with a bankroll of $700 for a seven night trip. We did all we could to stretch that $ to last for the entire week. We were frugal gambling just as Jean Scott started writing about it. I found out that if we put $2000 coin through the deuces wild machines every day our room was always comped along with a few meals. Back in those does my wife and I were much smaller and we always played one machine together. Me hitting the deal and draw buttons and here hitting the proper cards to hold. At times we would share one seat with her sitting in front of me on the same seat. We did these just because we could.
One night not long after a trip I was at home reading trip reports on this site and there was a woman telling her story of the couple having sex on the chairs while sitting right in front of the poker machines. I showed my wife at the time and we had a great laugh out of the comment knowing that we were whom this woman was so disgusted in. But honestly lady did you really think we were going at while fully clothed in the middle of a casino and able to play near perfect strategy video poker at the same time. We still play one machine together twenty years later but could never share a seat now. We still get a good laugh every time we think of that poor lady thinking about what we were doing there at Sam's Town that day in front of Roxy's Diner.

Hope you enjoyed my stupid little story. I will tell you that this is 100% true.
Please feel free to share some of your funny Vegas moments.
Good story.
then some one said "you know they have a pil for that
I was the California one night in June playing craps and the stick man said he was turning off the hard ways during the come out role and the hawaiian guy next to me (who had more then 2 drinks) wanted HIS hard ways turned on but the stick man had his head turned away from him so he said in a loud voice "I want hard on!" We all looked at him then someone said "They have a pill for that."
Nice. I always hate asking for the hardway bets at the craps tables. Nothing like a 6'3" 250# guy throwing money around and saying "give me the hard ten please"
LOL

Cute story, and nice that you are still together and enjoy playing just one machine.
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